{"product_id":"nope-not-today-epsom-salts","title":"Nope, Not Today Epsom Salts","description":"\u003cp\u003eSometimes self-care means telling the world to take a hike while you soak in a tub of pure bliss. Our Nope, Not Today Epsom Salts are your permission slip to skip the chaos, dissolve the tension, and pretend your responsibilities don't exist for at least thirty minutes. Because adulting is exhausting, and your muscles deserve better than your attitude. Sink in, relax, and let the salt do what your therapist charges $200 an hour to suggest. Directions for use: Pour your favourite beverage and lock the bathroom door. Run bath and sprinkle a handful of salts under the running water. Enjoy!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMango scent \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePhthalate free and paraben free \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e300 g \/ 10.6 oz \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMade in Canada\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Peace, Love and Sarcasm","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48168820932827,"sku":"ES-119","price":15.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0514\/4212\/2952\/files\/b043e0d854c0b1e6ff6d0c1f1fe5f036fe1558dfbb8ec976fb82eb594e009186.jpg?v=1770961687","url":"https:\/\/muckabout.ca\/products\/nope-not-today-epsom-salts","provider":"Muckabout","version":"1.0","type":"link"}